SO LUXURIOUS

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/05/2016 at 00:16 • Filed to: 100% American car

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/05/2016 at 00:21

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I’m surprised it doesn’t come with a monocle and a pocketbook of jolly good comeback to that no-good Jeeves.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/05/2016 at 00:23

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My god are these things slow with the slushbox. Maybe it’s the altitude, but I can be flooring it trying to get onto the highway/main road and I swear it takes a good 7 or 8 seconds from a dead stop to get to 50 MPH. Also, the driving position.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/05/2016 at 00:23

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Enlighten us plebs what it feels like in your ivory tower of decadence.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/05/2016 at 00:24

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What is this most exquisite of motorcars?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > InFierority Complex
11/05/2016 at 00:27

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Gladly.

[sips beer]

Eeeeuuuughhh...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/05/2016 at 00:29

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Driving position works for me, but they are indeed not fast at all.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/05/2016 at 00:30

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Pontiac Vibe. BUILT IN CALIFORNIA. ALL AMERICAN.


Kinja'd!!! FiST of FuRRY > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/05/2016 at 00:32

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California? ALL MEXICAN.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/05/2016 at 00:32

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I rode in one of those. It was actually not as bad as I was expecting. It had AWD and leather so it was basically an Audi.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/05/2016 at 00:37

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Nope. It’s not Merican Lux if it doesn’t have these.

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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/05/2016 at 00:40

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I find that I’m either bolt upright or leaning back a little too far. Pedals are way closer to you than the wheel. Somehow, they make a single exhaust NPI Crown Vic seem moderately perky.